gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

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snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers walk by and smile at you

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coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

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barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

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slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.  

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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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ajantas:

white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????

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